Comic congratulatory telegrams from the stars. Comic congratulations-gifts on the anniversary for a woman. Comic telegrams from the postman Pechkin. congratulations for the woman. Download

The host reads the text of the telegram and invites those present to guess who is its author. Who guessed it - that's a prize.

"WE REPORT: WE STARTED TO WORK WITH A SCREAM!" (Chairs)

"READY TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR HAPPINESS!" (Glasses, Plates)

"BREAK" (Table)

“I FORGIVE THAT YOU DO NOT NOTICE ME” (Time)

"DO NOT STEP ON MY THROAT!" (Song)

"DO NOT DRINK WITHOUT ME!" (Toast)

"YOU REST, AND WE WILL WAIT" (Cases)

FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING AND SURRENDER TO ME (Fun)

“FROM THE MORNING, I PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO ME!” (Mirror)

"DRINK, WALK, HAVE FUN, JUST IF I HAVE ENOUGH!" (Health)

"IS ON THE WAY. I WILL BE TOMORROW IN THE MORNING "(Hangover)

"BE CAREFUL IN DANCES, WE CAN NOT HOLD!" (Legs)

“I ALLOW YOU TO DRINK TODAY, YOU WILL NOT DRINK ME ANYWAY” (Talent)

“IF I HISS, DO NOT BE OFFENDED, THIS IS FROM Raging FEELINGS” (Champagne)

"SORRY THAT I'M IN A FUR COAT. HELP TO REMOVE "(Herring)

"Oh, and I WILL GROW TODAY!" (Toilet paper)

"It's indecent to squeeze me for such a long time, do not slow down!" (glass of vodka)

“ALWAYS DEFORMED! WHEN IS THE DANCE? (booty)

"HOW GOOD THAT YOU DO NOT LOAD ME TODAY!" (Computer)

“I WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL NIGHT” (Camera)

“YOU ALL DRINK, AND THOUGHT ABOUT ME?” (Liver)

"WHEN WILL WE BE ALONE AND YOU WILL START LOOKING AT ME?" (Present)

Congratulatory telegrams - riddles for the anniversary

The necessary telegrams are printed in advance.

Presenter: For (name of the hero of the day), congratulatory telegrams came, but they are all unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy tale characters!

Famous people

* * *
I wish you to live without knowing boredom, Health, happiness!
VOVA PUTIN.
* * *
I MENTALLY HUG YOU NOW
AND I RAISE A CUP OF WINE FOR YOU
I WISH YOU A LIFE WITHOUT SORRY,
WARMLY GREETINGS, DMITRY MEDVEDEV.

* * *
Keep your tail with a gun
Pipe and carrots!
Eat more, drink more
Yours is ZHIRINOVSKY VOVKA.

* * *
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH SENDS YOU CONGRATULATIONS:
LET LUCK FOLLOW YOU
LET YOU LIVE JOYFULLY
HAPPINESS IN JOY FORGES!
THE FIRE OF THE SOUL THAT IT DOESN'T GO OUT,
FOR THIS I DRINK AND FOR YOU!
(THE GLORIOUS KING OF ALL CHUKOTKA).

* * *
My ward
Congratulations on the anniversary!
I continue to protect you from harm.
I'm getting ready for my next birthday.
Your guardian angel is always with you.

* * *
Beloved grandmother
We wish you happiness and health! We dream of being in your arms!
We want to see the light soon. And we kiss you.
Your future grandchildren.
* * *
Future client
Happy anniversary!
30 years is the maturity of youth,
50 years is the youth of maturity!
Dear (name)! Grow up and join our club!
Longevity Club.
* * *

I WISH TO SING MORE TO THE GUITAR!

GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... (ROTARU)

I WISH NOT TO MEET LOVE UNSCHEDULED!

HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... (Bulanova)

LIVE, (name of the hero of the day), FUN AND COOL!

DO NOT FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)

WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,

LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!..........(PIEHA)

BE MORE IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!

GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!.........(ALSU)

DISCLAIMER NEVER ALLOW!

BIG GREETINGS FROM MOTHER!.........(ORBAKAITE)

DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND GUNSHOOTS!

WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP..........(ARROWS)

Fairy-tale heroes

* * *
LET (the name of the hero of the day) WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN THE EAR!

PRINCESS NAMED ...... (FROG)

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!

FUN TO YOU, (name of the hero of the day)! ..... (MALVINA)

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SHARP!

HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW MAIDEN)

LET THERE BE MONEY ALWAYS TO THE FIG!

AND CHICKEN LEGS!............(BABA YAGA)

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!

I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(BURATINO)

LET THE WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE GROUND,

AND YOU FLOWER LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)

Real telegrams with the names of the guests, written in a similar poetic form or in any other, are also inserted here.

Chips are awarded to the first person to give the correct answer. For the largest number of chips, a gift is awarded.

colorful government telegram

Another draw with a telegram:

Gor. Vladimir
NOVOSELOVA TATYANA STEPANOVNA

DO YOU REMEMBER, TANYUSHA, THE LAST MEETING?
MOONNIGHT AND THE PERSIAN GULF?
I KISSED YOU ON YOUR TENDER LIPS,
WHISPERING LANGUANTLY: "LOVE AND FORGIVE!"
FOR WHAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND, I ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS,
FOR WHAT YOU GIVED ME THE WORLD,
I OPENED MY EYES AND I SAW THE SUN!
FOR THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME I LOVE IT!
TANYUSHA, DEAR! WANT TO SEE YOU!
INHALE THE SCENT OF YOUR BROWN HAIR!
HOPE IT WILL HAPPEN… AND SOON!
AS A GIFT A TOUR TO YOU - TO RHODES!
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MEETING!
SUITE PRESIDENTIAL!
NOBODY CAN STOP US!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
YOUR PUTIN VOLODIA
KREMLIN CHAMBER
MOSCOW CITY.

Comic telegrams from the postman Pechkin. congratulations for the woman. Download.

Comic telegrams to congratulate the hero of the day - a woman. Another interesting way to please and congratulate your loved ones. To issue a telegram, fill out the form according to the anniversary that is being celebrated.

In the center of the form with a bright felt-tip pen (marker) write the date of the celebration. Be sure to fill in who the telegram is supposed to be. In the transfer column, write the date of the anniversary. And the serial number of the comic telegram.

And there is also an empty telegram form
A4 format, you can print this form and fill it with your own ideas, intended personally for your hero of the day. The host reads a verse about the arrival of the postman
Pechkin
People have known him for a long time.
He enters every house
Lots of letters and newspapers
Waiting for him big and small
and Matroskin,
And Experienced!

Comic telegrams for the anniversary.

Comic telegrams for the anniversary will help to amuse the guests. They can be written on postcards and handed to the hero of the day, after reading aloud aloud. My years are my wealth. We want to become a millionaire!

Bill
Gates To find out your true age, sum up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result from numerologists).
Loving grandchildren Wife of a full cavalier of orders
Glory Tick ​​- so walkers. Years fly by. ... Maybe the hero of the day will pour?

Balagan Group
Limited” Not sure - don't overtake! / advice of the hero of the day to the younger brother / Eastern wisdom The motto of a frisky hero of the day your new anniversary For anniversaries and their guests!
Shoe factory From overwhelmed with feelings

Country neighbors Just new Russians your favorite job Today is the dress rehearsal.

Major performance in five years. next anniversary Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give fishing and hunting! Friends - pensioners Work, everything is given to you!
Anniversary Anniversary Sponsors

Planetarium staff Archimedes Employees
Hermitage

State vault
RF Lord!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save who can! Weeds and garden pests Rest is also a science!

Mom's 50th Anniversary

Texts of comic telegrams for a birthday, ju ...

Texts of comic telegrams for birthday, anniversary

"Congratulations on
Happy Birthday.
Is on the way.
I'll be back tomorrow morning" (HANGover) "Although I'm fickle and changeable, I'm never bad.
Therefore, accept me today as I am" (WEATHER) "Drink, go for a walk if only I have enough" (HEALTH) "It is indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Finally make a decision" (GLASS OF VODKA) "I am devastated as always on your birthday." (REFRIGERATOR) "I want to cuddle up to your knees or chest" (NAPKIN) "Happy birthday dear, I will be with you for three more days" (OLIVIER SALAD ) "here you drink everything and you thought of me" (LIVER) Ask your friends not to scare me like last time "(TOILET) Already deformed, when will the dancing begin" (BUTT) Oh, and I will unwind today. (TOILET PAPER) "Oh, when will everyone leave, when we are alone and you start looking at me." (GIFT) Be careful, we can not hold you "(LEGS) Thank you for the holiday I will come in a year" (BIRTHDAY) "From such physical exertion you can go crazy. "(JAW)" If I hiss - do not be offended, because this is from overflowing feelings. "(Champagne)" We report: we started work with a creak! and
Wishes) “How we hate your birthday.

If your friends treat us like this, you will be left without your us.” (Ears) “Congratulations. I wish you to have fun with me on your birthday. ”(Shashlik) “I want to capture this wonderful birthday” -. (Camera) “Ready to shed tears about your passing years.” (Rain) “I want to congratulate the birthday man, no, come on down my throat.” (Song) “I allow you to get drunk today, you won’t drink me anyway.” (Talent) “I am happy for you and melt with happiness.” (Jelly or
Ice cream) “I'm fading compared to your charm.” (Bouquet) “Ready to blow into your sails!” (Wind) “Sorry I'm wearing a fur coat. Help me take it off.” (Herring) “I’m taking over the festive illumination.” (Chandelier) “You’re drinking everything, but have you thought about me?” (Liver) “Those who want to congratulate you cut me off!” (Phone) “Don’t be sad that you broke up with us. Next year we promise to visit more often.” (Money) “If you get drunk, there’s nothing to blame me later” -. (Mirror) “Maybe I’m a fool, but it’s nice to feel stuffed.” (Stomach) “You celebrate, and we let's wait." .(Cases) “I promise not to wake up on your birthday.” (Sol) “I forgive you that you do not notice me.” (Time) “Knock, knock, knock, it's me!
Open the door!” (Happiness) “Honey, I know on this birthday you wanted to break up with me. I beg you, don't leave me." (Nicotine) "Waiting for everyone to leave to say:" You are mine now! "" (Dirty dishes) SMS - FROM VARIOUS STARS On the eve of our holiday, pop stars congratulated us.

They gave her their compliments for a long time and sincerely. I now invite you to listen to an audio recording of these phone calls. 1.
And he sends his regards to all of you.
And the birthday girl's advice: And immediately after
Pugacheva
Allki
Called her friend - Galkin.
In his heart he did not hold back admiration,
He only repeated to the hero of the day:
I have seen a lot of girls in my life... 3.
Kirkorov
Philip, sparing no words,
In love is recognized on the day of the anniversary:
I don't sleep well at night...
And Basque is not far behind him.
Today
He sings to Olga: That song where the eyes are like diamonds,
They
Our Olga was dedicated: 7.
Went to a tavern and got drunk there.
He again
Olga called
And into the phone he spoke to her:
I raise my glass... And Dima
Malikov to her gently, in secret,
He sang this line soulfully: Piekha
Stas was in a hurry somewhere on business.
Let's hear what he tells us:
In the cold and snowy
Moscow
Sang with longing
Soso
Pavliashvili "Well, where are you, dear? Where are you?" A Georgian is waiting for you ...
And all men, burning with love,
They repeated, without hiding admiration: The culprit in her
Birthday
I could only hear the words:
And at the end of the concert of stars,
Whose congratulations sounded in the hall,
Allegrova
Irina will say a toast
For the birthday girl - let it sound in the final!
Happy birthday... Welcome to the Pentecostal Club!
The Sixties are getting ready for the meeting. Sixties Yes, it's gold, it glitters! Lysina My years are my wealth.

We want to become a millionaire! Bill
Gates The autumn of life, like the autumn of the year, we will call gold! Russian Green Party To find out your true age, sum up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result from numerologists). Department of Applied Mathematics Oh, how many wonderful discoveries our granddaughter (or grandson) is preparing for us. Trade Union of Russian Grandparents Why if "wise", then necessarily "frightened"? Writer's Opponents
A. Volkova Age and wisdom are twin brothers!
Who is more valuable than our grandfather? Loving grandchildren And the cavalier is enough for me ... Wife of a full cavalier of orders
Glory Tick ​​- so walkers. Years fly by.
Life is not sugar and not honey ...... Maybe the hero of the day will pour? Group "Balagan"
Limited” Not sure - don't overtake! /advice of the hero of the day to the younger brother/ If I were a sultan, I would not live to see the anniversary ... Eastern wisdom Dance always, dance everywhere, until the last days of the bottom!

The motto of a frisky hero of the day There will still be roofing felts, oh - oh - oh! your new anniversary For anniversaries and their guests!
A new service center for the repair of heels is open! Shoe factory And there are no words in the world to express our feelings! From overwhelmed with feelings Enough to bend before the authorities, it's time to seriously take up the garden!

Country neighbors Long live the new Russian pensioners! Just new Russians What makes you think that we are tired of each other? your favorite job Today is the dress rehearsal. Major performance in five years. next anniversary So I waited for the anniversary, I signed up for pensioners!

Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
A shelf of our readers has arrived! Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Well, now - then you can count on you? Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give fishing and hunting! Friends - pensioners Work, everything is given to you!
But I'll keep the best years for myself. Anniversary Guests of the hero of the day, do not be shy, gather at the table more often! Anniversary Sponsors Work is not a wolf, pensioners are not afraid. Humanitarian Bosses The door will always be open for you!

Watchman from a favorite job What is mature age? It's a miracle! Y. Shevchuk So what if the whiskey turned gray!
If only the guests sat longer! Sentimental hero of the day Do not get sick, but harden and do not give up to diseases! Health group activists Did you wish the hero of the day great happiness?

Othello Wishes of the hero of the day - the law for the guests! constitutional Court
RF Now his star has risen! Planetarium staff Do not be ashamed to be the hero of the day, the trouble is not to invite guests! Experienced guests Give the hero of the day a point of support - and he will set the table. Archimedes If the granite of science is already too tough, move on to the nectar of art!

Employees
Hermitage Congratulations are good, but gifts are better! State vault
RF Lord!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save who can! Weeds and garden pests Rest is also a science!

Scientific Research Institute of Balneology We are not the prosecutor's office, but you can't hide from us either! your anniversaries Do not forget to celebrate the anniversary and the old style! Supporters of the Julian calendar The one who leaves last dances well. rock and roll fans The hero of the day, who met such an anniversary, is awarded the rank of general. General's orders are not discussed. General Staff All ages are submissive to love, anniversaries are doubly submissive.

Amur Be careful!
The lights in the eyes of the hero of the day are a fire hazard for ladies! Fire Department Guests!
Have mercy!
I can't justify my expectations! A vase for flowers
Some of the soul-touching sayings can also be written on linens, which are stretched from one wall of the hall to another. Some of them - to bring in invitation cards to create the appropriate mood, etc.

A universal technique for decorating a room is to hang on the walls of the hall "telegrams" from famous, wise people, as well as messages with humorous content. ... this hour is in our hands. Own the present. R. Burns
Time does not pass empty and does not roll without any impact on our feelings: it creates amazing things in the soul. Blissful
Augustine
At no age can one acquire a talent that we are deprived of, but at any age one can correct one's mistakes. F. Voltaire
Feeling reigns at twenty, talent reigns at thirty, reason reigns at forty. B. Gracian
You can always find enough time if you use it well. J. W. Goethe
Good use of time makes time even more precious. J. J. Rousseau
Regret about the unwisely wasted time that people indulge in does not always help them to use its balance wisely. J. La Bruyère
One today is worth two tomorrow. B. Franklin
Only a very few live for today, most are preparing to live later.
D Swift. To live means to act!
A. France
Great man... loud in business. I. Krylov
To do what gives pleasure is to be free. F. Voltaire
Blessed is he who, alongside glorious deeds, has adorned his fleeting age. A. Tolstoy
If anything is worth doing, it is only what is considered impossible. O. Wilde
Old people are so fond of giving good advice because they are no longer able to set bad examples. F. La Rochefoucauld
A wise man does not fight with anyone, and therefore no one is angry with him. Lao Tzu
LET TANYA WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN THE EAR!
PRINCESS NAMED......
FROG I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!
FUN FOR YOU
TANECHKA! ........ MALVINA LET YOUR FIGURE BE SHARP!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! .....
SNOW MARK I WISH TO SING TO THE GUITAR MORE!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... I WISH ROTARU NOT TO MEET UNSCHEDULED LOVE!
HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... BULANOVOY. LIVE
TANYUSHA,
FUN AND COOL!
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD! ............
QUEEN WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA LET THERE BE MONEY ALWAYS TO THE FIG!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! .............
BABA YAGA YOU LOOK TODAY,
LIKE A PICTURE!
I GIVE YOU THE KEY OF HAPPINESS!.....
BURATINO LET THE WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE GROUND,
AND YOU FLOWER
LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH BE MORE OFTEN IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!
HEALTH TO YOU STRONG! .........
ALSU BIG GREETINGS FROM MOTHER! ......... ORBOKAYTE DO NOT GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND GUNSHOOTS!
WISH YOU A LONG LIFE!
GROUP.......... ARROWS LET OUR FRIENDSHIP GET STRONGER EVERY YEAR!
ALWAYS BE SO CUTE! …… NATASHA - stocking black or tan; - large cardboard shoulder straps. Idea Congratulators ask the hero of the occasion to sit on a chair in front of the guests and say that they are ready to tell everyone about his family tree and prove that he is related to famous personalities. While one of the congratulators makes a speech, the other behind him prepares the birthday boy, putting on a blonde wig, tinting his lips with red lipstick. Then they show the photo to the hall
Sharon
Stone, claiming she is the birthday boy's cousin.
After all, the resemblance is on the face!
The same with the rest of the portraits (M. Boyarsky - a musketeer,
Ronalde, ministra
MIA) Everyone knows him on
Lenfilm
And in
Hollywood knows who he is.
After all, he was so lucky
His cousin is Sharon
Stone!
And this, in general, is not strange,
Inherited dexterity and courage
He received from
D "Artagnan. Good in the ranks and on parade,
Quick in decision making.
After all, he is not easy uncle,
He
Ministry of Internal Affairs of the whole minister!
Played with him on the same team,
He gave him balls. He was instead of mom
ronaldo,
Until he went to Real Madrid!
CONGRATULATIONS FOR A MAN FROM VARIETY STARS 1. I dreamed of being close to you!
Kiss hard!
Jeanne
Friske. 2. Let everything always be nishtyak!
I love, kiss!
K. Sobchak. 3. Let gout not torment!
With you always!
Your "VIAgra". 4. You want peace early!
You are super!
Semenovich